In glitzy glam Yorkville lies this stone Irish bar,
Where you'll find hot and pretty locals, but no stars.
Mix pints and friends at 10 o'clock,
Friday nights at Blarney's will rock.
Add talent on the mic, and song idols won't be far.
**read the above like a leprechaun with specs and a smoking pipe.
EDIT: I thought I might add to the first limerick....
Friday night's karaoke -so don't bail,
The sound system's sometimes an epic fail.
Rounds of shots and ale,
Will make you pale.
So stop, 'less you want to sleep in jail. =P