I didn't think Two Hippies Breakfast Joint was as bad as the reviews led me to believe it would be. If you're going to order their main offering, I think your experience is going to depend entirely on how you put together your breakfast bowl.
If you're a carnivore, I suggest you limit your order to 1 type of breakfast meat, then load up on the veggies. Also, the green sauce brings a depth of flavor and some much-needed moisture to your bowl.
You're not going to have the best meal of your life here, but it's worth a try, especially if, like me, you prefer breakfast over lunch or dinner.