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| - Lousy, worthless Chinese food easily outdone by any other restaurant in the area. Their prices aren't any lower, and their food is noticeably worse. Fuck you A8 China. Why are you still open?
Some time ago I ordered the pepper steak and onion, knowing full well that they were going to overload the dish with peppers in order to minimize the amount of meat they had to give me. This disregard for their customers should have been the first sign that I was making a big mistake eating here instead of just going down the street to Asian Kitchen or calling up Jade Garden for a delivery. At least at AK, they overload one order with more food than you could comprehend eating in two sittings.
Thinking myself to be quite clever, I asked A8 to omit the peppers and put extra meat instead. Their response? Give me more onions than I ever thought fucking possible. I swear could smell my order down the block. I opened the box to find a massive pile of milky clear, floppy, disgustingly overcooked onions covered in ground pepper, overflowing its way into my rice and looking similar to and about as appetizing as a pile of maggots. Buried underneath were literally - and I shit you not - FOUR pieces of meat. Unsurprisingly, they tasted like peppery rubber and after 3 seconds of chewing, turned into an ball of lard-flavored chewing gum.
Rice was undercooked, eggroll was soggy and tasted microwaved, like the shit you buy at Sam's Club. Don't eat here. Ever.
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