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  • OK, I have to admit: as a guy, it takes a fair amount for a shopping area to impress me, much less warrant a full 5 of 5 stars. So, gents, let me explain why this is actually happening and to have a successful / fun / enjoyable afternoon with your lady in Las Vegas. Step 1: Regardless of where you're staying, suggest to them "Today I think we should stop by one of the casino bars after breakfast and have some champagne. Then we'll game for a half hour or so after which we'll walk through the Palazzo and do some shopping" - at which point she'll agree because you said the magic word: SHOPPING! Step 2: Enact the plan - head down to the casino bar and ply her with mimosas or bellinis or whatever...so long as it has champagne in it, you're golden. Have a couple yourself. Gamble. Casually announce that you're off to do some shopping. Step 3: Amble your way along to the Palazzo - if you come in through the front then walk through the casino, stop at a gelato shop, etc. Make it enjoyable. Step 4: Upon arriving at the Palazzo your jaw will drop (yes, even you, lowly non shopping gents) at the staggering displays therein. And so will your lovely lady's jaw drop. Stop at a couple stores and then announce that you need a refill. Step 5: Stop at the Double Helix Wine Bar and collect glasses of wine for your and your date / significant other. Step 6: Tag along while they shop. You're now pleasantly buzzed and you'll find you don't hate it. Step 7: While shopping you'll invariably find something that (a) costs a little less than what she was expecting and (b) costs a bit more than what you were expecting. BUY IT. Step 8: The remainder of your trip to Vegas will be the best time of your life and you can pretty much do anything. There you have it guys...I just showed you how to have THE BEST trip to Vegas with your lady / significant other. PS: You can use this unlimited times and your gal will ALWAYS want to go back to Vegas then.
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