Umm...W-T-F?!??!!!
Came here to grab some food and a drink. First of all, the place was dead and the decor/vision of the place seems all over the place. But whatever. We seat ourselves.
After about 15 minutes the server comes over and asked what we wanted to drink. And then tosses some menus on the table, while saying: "Sorry guys, we just opened. We don't have a fucking clue what's going on". Fine. Beers arrive. The menu did not look impressive. At all. I ordered fries and gravy. Not much you can mess up there right? WRONG. How about salt-less stale fries and gravy that tastes as if it crawled out of a can.
But this gets better...
Server: Omg, did you guys see that guy?
Me: What guy?
Server: The one that was just arrested outside?
Me: Excuse me?!?
Server: Oh yeah! It was crazy...he walked in here with his penis hanging out.
Me: WHAT?????????
Server: Yeah, it was just hanging out.
Me: Ummm...check please.
Bad food? Overpriced beer? And crazies? No thanks.