I am an idiot. Why, you ask? Because i went back.
My Shrek-sized waitress walked away for ten minutes so I went to the bar to ask for more water. She then comes around the corner and gives me a disgusted look. After that, she wouldn't respond to me even when spoken to. Another waitress (who was lovely) came and closed us out.
What a vile establishment... Never, ever, ever returning to this dump. You shouldn't either.
i am actually pissed that i had to give them one star. You are gross, Shrek!