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  • Abstract: Worst service within a twenty kilometer radius. Quite possibly the worst service -- dollar for dollar -- in the whole fucking town! As a rule I start disliking chains before I even step foot in them. Just a rule I maintain; maybe I am a hipster. Anyway, I have always felt that CJ sucked (probably because they do). And this particular location takes the cake. Be prepared for the slowest, most uninspired/lackadaisical 'service' known to humankind. This is almost so bad that one starts imagining that it is a hidden camera-'reality tv' show that one is an unknown party to. I am waiting to sign a fucking waiver at the end of my meal over here. One starts to ask oneself: "Is this going to be on TruTV or something? Hidden Camera-Secret Diner-Bad Bar-Restaurant Rescue-Storage crossover?" I mean: for fucks sake. Get your shit together! We have all been to hole-in-the-walls where you know you ain't getting crumbs brushed off the fucking table service. But this place ... this Claim Jumper is worse than any hole-in-the-wall I have ever been to. And I have been to Mejico (real Mejico, not Cancun or whatever the fuck). I said Mejico! Food sucks; service sucks; and I feel I am surrounded by so-called Yuppies on every occasion I go there. (Could be more of a Town Square problem.) Maybe I am a hipster. (*takes off non-prescription glasses to rub bridge of nose*) - E
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