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  • Wow. What can I say about this place that haven't been said already? How about this: eating at Jacobs makes me feel like that time Tom Cruise jumped all over Oprah's sofa. How's that for customer satisfaction? Even though eating at this place will cost an arm and a leg, it's still something that everyone should do at least once. Our bill for 2 people was over $700, which is a ridiculous amount to spend on a meal. To be fair, my ex-boyfriend of 2 years (who I'm mentioned in most of my previous reviews) had broken up with me 3 days ago; this dinner was able to cheer me up. The steak that we ordered was diamond grade wagyu ribeye that had been dry aged for 50 days. It was so juicy and just melted in my mouth. I literally went from being a sobbing mess to doing mental backflips of joy. It was so good that I think it saved me from 3 months of alcoholic depression. I don't know if this really counts as a objective review seeing how personal things got. Maybe it's not a good idea for me to share my personal relationship troubles on Yelp but...eh.....why not. I'm sure my friends are sick of hearing me talk about it so I'm going to try to sneak in the venting anywhere I can.
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