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| - Seriously misled by the yelp reviews and rating. Did everyone eat the same pizza I had? Because it was awful. I would rather eat Little Caesar's terrible pizza puck for a quarter of the price with double the flavor, and a bagged salad from Safeway.
Ordered the Bronx Bomber with a bunch of meats, all really low quality. Giant rectangles of squeaky ham squares marbled with big visible veins of fat should have been a cut to a quarter of that size (and wouldn't hurt to order up from your meat dealer, because when you buy low the taste reflects that). Meatballs tasted old with an odd mealy texture and metallic tang that dominated the flavors and left a terrible lingering aftertaste. Sausage rounds were forgettable. Pepperoni was okay but flabby and not crispy, like everything on the pizza. And it's not because the toppings were packed to tight, that's for sure. Weird crust too, bland and floury with zero flavor and no rise. Despite the flabby toppings and cheap cheese, the crust was somehow burned too? All for the low, low price of $17!
Got an antipasto salad too with the house dressing, couple handfuls of romaine lettuce for $6 with salami, more awful ham I discarded, pepperoni, provolone, and onions. Again everything was chopped way too big. Don't get the house dressing either. All oil and dried spices.
I was super excited to have a new pizza joint five minutes from my house, but that excitement was misplaced. Tossed the leftovers.
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