Do NOT come here as a twosome unless you enjoy being treated like a 3rd class human.
The restaurant doesn't understand how to manage the logistics for two.
A quick recap of my experience
1) my group of two and another group of two (who'd been waiting a solid forty minutes) were in the front of the line
2) two tables cleared
3) a random group of four and three walked in (no reservations), and were immediately dropped into the two fresh tables
One of the staff explained to the four of us that the other groups got the tables specifically because they were tables for four.
Therein lies the problem. I understand restaurants control throughout by allocating larger tables for larger groups (that's basic), but at this restaurant, smaller tables DO NOT EXIST.
Since there are no tables designed for less than four, and since they automatically give priority to a group of four/three to these tables regardless of the order in which people came in, groups of two are unequivocally screwed.
They wasted an hour of our lives, when the HUMANE thing would have been to just tell us to get out when we walked in, since they never had any intention of serving us anyway.