I normally wouldn't review a Starbucks as they're the same from Seattle to Akron to London to Istanbul. The currency might change, but you generally know what to expect when you step into a Starbucks. It's not the crème de la crème....but it's consistent.
Except when they're not. Except when their associates are too busy socializing and goofing off to get a simple triple espresso out in a timely fashion. Or to even take my damn order.
On the bright side, the condescension was free. Trust me, dear barista, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.
Next time, I'll stick with the Starbucks in Akron that I've been going to for 10+ years. They're pleasant, quick, and focused.