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AMAZING.
Friendly Tips:
-Dress like you're going to the royal wedding - channelling Blair Waldorf.
-DO NOT be late.
-Don't bother pre drinking and/or eating
-(females) prepare for suites trying to pick you up WHILE he grabs a drink for his wife - True story.
-(males) girls here come to dress up. Think tight dresses, 6 inch stilettos, wine glasses (i,e loosy goosey). Fair warning , 90% of them are pretentious bitches.
- If you aren't holding anything Prada priced be prepared to be stared at, at times pointed at, gawked at or even asked if you are lost. Act crazy , it freaks them the f&*k out. They'll leave you alone.
-BRING A CAMERA
-talk to strangers ( I do this already, but I urge everyone to do this. I met the loveliest girls. Albeit, one was drunk and wanted to take me home. Nonetheless, still lovely. You could never go wrong with making some new facebook friends, right? ) 0_0
The place is absolutely gorgeous. If you do come late, you will not get your original seat. You will be led to where seating is available , closest to the door. This sucks, irregularly shaped-huge-hairy-donkey gonads.
The show last night was Alice in Wonderland - fantastic. I cannot express enough how beautiful it was. Plus, Ti's my 2n'd favourite. A few times "Alice" was a tad late on her notes. I doubt anyone noticed. Other than yours truly. Why? Because I'm a self proclaimed and proud control freak.
There's 5 floors. Each one with a bathroom on EVERY corner (bonus points).
The walls are complete glass. They Windex the crapola out of it.. so much so that you think you're going to fall out onto the street. This place is top notch. With a table (see pic) They provided mini sandwiches, tiny mouse sized cupcakes, raspberry scones, curler sesame salty sticks, red & white wine AND vodka drinks (oh , disaster)
I would absolutely love to come here again. If you love the arts, I really recommend coming out for at least one of the shows. The whole place gets decorated correlating the theme of the show. With all the free stuff, fun photo ops and happy mingling you will have a blast!
THEN - Just when you are about to go home and try to recollect as much as humanly possible for your yelp post, the door people hand you a goody bag WAAAAAAAAHH??? FOR MEEE??? YOU REALLY SHOULD NT HAVE!! can I have one more? :p (if you ask nicely, they'll give you 2)
Cool Cool beans. Left here at 4am. Wide eyed & eyeliner in perf condition. I call this a success.
xoxox
M.
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