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| - Are you planning a trip to Vegas and trying to find what epic places to indulge your tastebuds in?
WELL, crikey, THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY JACKPOT YOU'RE GONNA HIT!
Bacchanal -- simply, it's a MUST for everyone to try at least ONCE in their life.
I could write a 1,000 word essay breaking everything down but lemme just tell you the biggest WOW's for me here:
ASIAN - can you believe they have xiao long bao (soup dumplings)?! gotta be a good sign that chefs are speaking chinese to each other.
MEXICAN - oH laWd I love me their salsa collection and their fresh taco factory.
SEAFOOD - one word - OYSTERS. crab legs are sOo last summer.
THE FRESH JUICES IN THE LITTLE GLASS BOTTLES - so cute and so yum.
DESSERT - every time I come here there is always something new and intriguing. The biggest shocker for me was when they had FRESH JAPANESE SHAVED ICE - as in, shaved ice with red beans, green tea syrup, condensed milk, and mochi. WHAT! what. WHAAT!!! Can I marry whoever is in charge of the dessert menu puhlease.
CHARCUTERIE - adds a nice elegant touch but lezzbereal...aint nobody wasting belly room for dat! SKIP.
GROUPON - be on the lookout for their weekday breakfast groupon deal! $69 for unlimited mimosas + breakfast for two, only valid M-F.
PRO TIP: 3PM is happy time because that's when they bring out the OYSTERS!! slurpslslruprslurp. spill melted butter on the floor so people slip and you beat them to the front of the seafood line!!
i'm kidding, please don't.
In summary...Bacchanal is...is the perfect manifestation of America - it offers Diversity and Fatness. It is the land of opportunity...to wear sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on and just PIG OUT. TRY IT!!
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