What can I say about Tessio's Pizza that hasn't been said about Donny Osmond. Let me expound: This is a stereotypical "New York style" pizza place, amazingly average across the board.
It won't be long before we see this place retired to the 'Mount Olympus' of exceeded my expectations and my kids actually ate it.
Well done, Tessio's, well done. *disappears stage-left*