Why do I love McDonalds so much? Should I seek professional help? I'll pass on the shrink and stick to posting rave Yelp reviews.
It's cheap, fast, reliable and disturbingly delicious. I had a great experience in the drive through just a moment ago, I wasn't in the lane more than 5 minutes from start to finish. There was one car in front of me too. The girl working was super sweet.
I paid $2.16 for a cheeseburger and a hot n spicy. Sounds like a winner to me.
Thank you McDonalds for keeping me fed even in my brokest of days.