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| - Your fake boobs do not make up for shitty service "sweetie."
Now that's out the way, I'll try not to let it distract me from writing a subjective review.
We went during around 5ish, the hipster dinner rush. It was packed, but it shouldn't take 10 minutes to take our drink order and by the time our waitress got around to us, we eagerly gave her our food order. It should be noted that during our wait, the satellite radio antennae was misaligned or something and the music feed was more broken than Cleveland Cavalier fans at the moment. It was pretty annoying. We felt like we were on Mars because no one else seem to notice. Eventually, (20 or so minutes) someone shut it off altogether. Thanks!
I had the Peppercorn Burger with regular fries. Yum. I liked how my hands smelled...sort of like I had cooked a burger over a campfire. I ordered my burger medium rare and it arrived as ordered, this makes me happy. The meat was juicy so props to the great sear job by the cook. So many places screw this up. The toppings, I'm not sure if the watercress really adds anything other than color and the onion strings, well I guess it's an appearance thing or perhaps texture? Forgettable.
The fries were ok. Herb fries translated into minuscule specks of green stuff stuck to the fries with no taste. They were a little greasy, but I like my fries that way. My companions ordered the All Nighter breakfast sandwich and the chicken sandwich. No complaints.
Ok, back to our waitress with the big fake rack that expects big tips...I was still eating my burger when she decided to give her dessert plug. Really? You couldn't of waited 5 more minutes??? After I inhaled the rest of my burger, we asked her to split the check. She was visibly put off by it and had an attitude about it until we left.
Shit happens, get over yourself. Unfortunately it carries over to the overall review of the place. Liked the burger, hated the service. So it looks like most of this review was more about the service. What can I say? It got in the way of the most important thing, the food.
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