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  • This has got to be one of the most amazing meals I have EVER had. EVER. If it's your first time, with their friendly and prompt service I guruantee it'll definitely be much better than your first time in the backseat of your parents' car. Meaning that you won't be clueless. Grill your own steak to YOUR own version of perfection. You can't mess this one up, and if you do...well, then your mom probably shouldn't have been drinking when she had you. Seriously though, steak too bloody, took it off too fast? THAT'S OKAY! Just plop this baby right back onto the grill. Apparently, not much has changed since those days in the backseat--you still can't last longer than two minutes. Oh, and two words: TEXAS TOAST. Only the greatest thing ever to be invented since sliced bread itself. Not just toast but TEXAS toast...the difference is only the most heavenly bite of crunchy, buttery flakyness melt in your mouth, orgasmic only next to the bite of steak goodness. I wasn't adventurous enough to try the Beefeater Special. Your next meal'll be on them if you can eat your dinner in less than an hour and 15 minutes. That's a huge cut of top sirloin, a trip to the salad bar, baked potato and can't forget--that Texas Toast. Well, that's not to say that the next time I'm there I wouldn't go for it!
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