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| - If you have a lot of time to waste, and who doesn't in Cleveland, then Becky's is the place you want to be waiting for a big fat burger. You will wait, and depending on how good the conversation is at your table, it will be worth the wait. The bigger question is whether it's worth the weight. Which is to say, you are going to bust a gut, clog an artery and catch a charley horse in your jaw muscles getting through a Becky's combo plate. Serious, Big. Burgers. Massive. Onion. Rings.
And the bathroom's not scary. What more can you ask for?
Oh wait. You need to know more. Firstly, you can expect to be noshing around the likes of dudes who may or may not have had an honorable discharge from the Army. Not talking gunny, I'm talking grunt. Wear your red plaid or avoid eye contact if you're uncomfortable around hardhats, ex-cops and pipefitters.
Secondly, the darts wall looks serious. That's what you need to know.
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