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| - OMFG! OMFG! Me loves this place! Me never had burger so good and chub producing! Holy crap Batman, me just creamed my high water pants after first bite of yummy beef disc sandwiched between soft buns that remind me of newborn baby bottoms if they were made of refined potato flour! Me likes the decor, me likes the service, but most of all, me LOVES the burgers!!! Which one? All of them mofo!!!! Me never had burgers so good! Go to hell Mickey D's, suck it BK, shove it up your you know what Red Robin, sit and spin White Castle, eat poop and die Steak N Shake, there be no other burger place for me! Me wishes me could speak normal English, but me made speechless by tastiness!!! Yummmmm, me never been so happy since me honeymoon night. That is, until me found out me bride was grandma playing sick joke on me. Now me sad and traumatized thinking about it. Me eat burger to make me forget the special kisses. Me say bye now. Bye bye.
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