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  • I will totally admit that I hire someone to pick up my dog's poop. First of all, time is money, and my time is worth more than poop. Secondly, my dog has defied all known physics on Earth - he can turn 1 lb of food in to approximately 15 tons of poop. If that wasn't fun enough, he is apparently part Easter Bunny, as he thinks it's terribly fun to find new, exciting and inventive places in my yard to hide his poop. Enter Pet Butler. My poop angels. They scoop everything up, regardless of where the dog has hidden it. In the rocks, next to trees. If Dr. Suess wrote about poop instead of Green Eggs and Ham, my dog would have pooped on the book. Thankfully, he only does it outside...which is why we keep the books in the house. But I digress....Each time Pet Butler comes out, I come home to a wonderful, poop free yard. For 15 minutes. Then the dog ruins it by manging to get one poop in 18 places. But I can relax knowing Pet Butler will soon arrive like knights, not with armor, but plastic gloves, and scoopers instead of swords. For $35 bucks a month, this service is worth every penny. When I lost my credit cards they were totally cool when the billing failed, no harassment, just a nice email, and when I explained that I lost my wallet, it was, when you get the new card update us, no threats or bad attitude. They even left us a cute dog calendar for the holidays. (Do I get some kind of award for the most times the word poop is legitimately used in a Yelp review?)
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