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  • Am I really seeing five star raves from other reviewers? Well either I ate at the Submarinos in a parallel universe or I just ordered the wrong item, because nothing about my veggie pizza was deserving of five stars. I'm only giving two stars because the folks were accommodating, kind, and offer delivery. The menu says veggie pizza comes with olives, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers, but we paid extra for three more toppings. This pie should be pretty tasty, right? Before I get to that, let me regress a little...Have you seen those 1980's Wendy's commercials "Where's the beef?" Well picture the vegetarian version "where's the veggies?" Because THAT was my first reaction when I saw the pizza pie. The veggies were chopped so small - How small were they? They were so small that I could have snorted all the toppings and still not have gotten the recommended nutritional daily allowance. They were so small that I mistook them for the sprinkles that you put on cupcakes. They were so small that I thought maybe I was going senile and actually ordered a cheese pizza. There were so small - No, seriously, they were small. And covered in a thick blanket of cheese. But that's not the worse part. As I ate the first slice, with each bite I was like...hmmmm...there's something about this pizza. What's the word I'm looking for? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, what's that word? This is what I was thinking the whole time. Then I finished the slice and it came to me. Bland. The pizza was bland.
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