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| - Kretzlers brings me back to my childhood in Northwest PA - true comfort food. Please note, you're not coming here for a gluten-free, kale-pureed, quinoa-crusted foo foo meal. No, my friends, this is Western PA cookin' at its finest. The fried fish is perfect, and huge. Frighteningly so. But it's delicious. The sandwiches are fuel for the defensive line of an upstate, redneck football team, and they are spectacular. The French Onion Soup is blanketed in a thick, delicious drape of warm, bubbly cheese. The waitresses are total chocolate covered pretzel ladies - a little sweet, a little salty. The decor is nonexistent, and I'm ok with that. Bring a sweater and pants with elastic, it's freezing in there and the portions are gargantuan.
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