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  • Hate leaving 1 star but I have no choice. I'll start with the positives. The place was pretty clean and staff very friendly. Ok the bad part. Chips were greasy the green salsa was as sweet as candy the red was very bland. Zero heat. The bean dip was really weird no salt in anything and I don't use table salt ever. I asked for pico de gallo and it in came in a thimble sized corn chip. That was ok because it horrible too. No salt, lime jalepeños basically diced tomatoes and onions. I ordered the green chili burrito. Omg it was disgusting! Tasted like nothing I've ever had. Horrible burned flavor. It's what I'd imagine canned dog food to taste like. Again, not trying to be mean or exaggerate. I didn't want to be wasteful so I thought oh well, and took another bite mid chew I asked why am I doing this to myself? So I spit it out. I don't have the words to describe it other than really weird, burned and horrible. After much coaxing, I got my wife to try it. She blurted out "Oh my God that's disgusting, how can you eat that ?" She was working on her food and could see the misery in her eyes. She offered me a bite of her chicken taquito, which was swimming in a puddle of chedder cheese. It tasted like someone took cooked chicken (again no seasoning of any kind, salt and pepper included) wrapped it in a flouer tortilla and dumped cheese on it. That's it. My wife also ordered a carne asada soft taco which came with guacamole which AGAIN had zero flavor. It tasted like a mashed avacado. No salt, lime, tomatoes, jalapenos NOTHING! Her carne asada was, guess what? Completely bland. So we wasted $30 but know never to go back. It wasn't just the worse Mexican food I've ever had, it was the worst food I've ever had in my lifetime. If McDonald's breakfast burrito is a 10 then this would be a 1. I'd rather eat at Circle K. No joke. If I've saved 1 person today, then I've done my job. Sad!
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