This is like writing a review for my parents home growing up. I'm so emotionally attached I don't know if I'll be able to give a fair and accurate review.
Look, tits are a dime a dozen. Actually they're twenty dollars a song. But crazy horse transcends pricing. They offer love and support to those having intramarital problems. They provide a soft pillow for a horny dude, so long as he's got some money. They provide so many tits.
You have to ask yourself one question.
Do you like tits?
If the answer is yes (it is, because you're reading a fucking review of a strip club) then you should partake. Don't fuck this up for yourself.