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  • So we are headed here in an uber and I call to ask about an entrance fee. It will be $40 each BUT if we take their limo it's free. Uh, what? So I'm thinking, shit, uber man just drop us off at circus circus and we'll call them and have their stupid limo get us. I'm a genius. Mr limo guy wasn't a limo but a van. Oh well. Limos are gay anyways, who seriously needs to ride in a limo unless you're a recently divorced middle aged woman who wants to stand up through the sun roof and get decapitated??? Ok so we get in, sit down, waitress comes to get our drink orders. I order a Long Island, boyfriend orders a coors light. The waitress must have been able to tell I was a scum bag because she immediately told me the Long Island was $22 fucking dollars and the beer a reasonably priced $11. We just burst into laughter and order the stupid beers. Then I go to pay and they tell me there is a $50 minimum on credit cards. All of these signs point towards "get the fuck out now", but we were already drunk and did not take heed. The stage is tiny and the girls looked like they were fed qualuudes. One came on who was actually a real dancer and an acrobat AND she was awesome. She was blonde and I can't remember her name but I ended up buying her some drinks. Boyfriend got 2 lap dances and he said the only highlight was when the girl massaged his shoulders. Overall I will not return. Way too expensive and the environment was so lifeless. I ended up spending like $120 on a couple drinks. That's seriously my main complaint. Waitress was nice, the blonde stripper was awesome. Why charge so much for drinks?! Don't you know that drunk people buy more lap dances?! Once again, I'm a genius and you should listen to my priceless business management tips!!!
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