Ever since Chick-Fil-A's Chicken Sandwich publicly squawked in opposition of Gay Marriage, I vowed to NEVER, EVER indulge in the delicious golden fried filets served between two warm buttery buns and topped with a pickle....
As my word is my bond, I have shifted my behavior to ordering either the chicken nuggets or the chicken tenders--both of which have bravely stepped forward to denounce the backwards, bigoted views of their sandwich cousin.
These open minded chicken pieces offer a compelling delivery medium to satisfy your cravings for Chick-Fil-A's perfectly fried poultry. Oh, and its worth noting that chick-fil-a's assortment of dipping sauces offer as much diversity as a San Francisco marriage court and represent all colors of the rainbow. One can only assume that like the nuggets and tenders, these sauces are accepting of any and all same sex shenanigans and equality of tax and medical benefits.
In other news, has anyone ever noticed that the team members at Chick-Fil-A all have awesome attitudes?
It's the little details that make a big difference and I actually believe a lot of these restaurants are helping the teeny boppers they employ improve their manners at the end of the day, be a little better at life. Anytime you thank a staff member at one of their locations they say "my pleasure"--something emblematic of their service model and a refreshing change from the f-tards employed at your neighborhood burger king, mickey d's etc.
Moral of the story: crank up some Elton John or Mackelmore "Same Love" and enjoy the various golden fried poultry parts of this ehem...right (chicken) wing favorite.