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| - These burgers aren't worth the attitude. Your schtick may beguile Guy Fieri, but surliness is pretty passé in 2014. There are chains who thrive off harassing customers with your eye rolling and dismissive order taking. Your actions are worth every personal attack in person and on here. You'll likely print this review out and post it in your business. It's not funny. It's schlock horror. You're attempting to be Roger Corman but turns out you're a freshman kid, film school hack who wants attention.
"May I have the cheddar burger please?"
"Want condiments?"
"No, none please. Lettuce, tomato and onion only."
"So you *do* want condiments."
"Those aren't condiments."
Eyes roll.
"Just give me everything but mayo and mustard."
Look, if you're going to be an asshole, get your facts straight. Condiments are sauces or salt, pepper or anything ground. Others like lettuce, tomato and onions are toppings.
Also, have the best burger I've ever had. It's not. Also, it's one thing to condescend and patronize customers like teenagers but when I see you treat your employees like trash, that's next level egregious ways.
I'm giving you three stars based on the decency of the burger alone. And the delivery. We enjoyed the meal because we love breaking bread and burgers together no matter the situation. You leave a bad taste with me despite a decent burger, location, vibe and impressive employees working the burger grill.
It's an unfortunate series of events that have lead you to believe that your negative energy is worth it all, but the price you pay of not being positive is strong as there are a fistful of burgers elsewhere that I recommend.
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