I'm throwing up as I write the review this place. There is a reason you have to go check your room out before you check in, and its because they don't want to deal with 97.9% of guests paying and doing all their paperwork then getting to their room just to spontaneously puke on the floor. One our way to inspect our fate, we encountered the walking dead ie (long term residents) after multiple swipes of the card, we stumbled in... The bed was literally just a box spring, the fridge sounded like a 777 Boeing doing an emergency dive, smoke detectors beeping the toilet was running and a gimp was living under the sink. I'd rather sleep in the IHOP back storage room down the street let alone pay someone 100$ for a night of sheer terror. It's so bad it's good... then right back to national lampoon bad...