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  • A group of friends and I stayed up here one August weekend and chose Hotel Elegant as our place to stay. Well, they did not seem happy to see us at all. For starters, we were grilled upon arrival and our rooms were not ready. When we finally were able to get situated and go out we would get dirty looks every time we came down to the lobby to go out. The room: Nothing fancy about them, but on the plus side my room had a balcony with an exquisite 2nd story view of a construction crane. The Shades covering the sliding door ended up falling on my friends head. To the hotel's defense, it was his fault, he's a moron, but the friggin things shouldn't have been help up with duct tape in the first place. On this balcony, I performed an almost naked/drunk version of "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" which was pretty funny considering all of the response I got was in French. The area of Montreal that Hotel Elegant is located does not compare to the beauty of the majority of Montreaux. It was pretty slummy. i.e. we saw a young gay male get pimped out and slapped. All in all entertaining but not all that reassuring. Upon checkout we were snarled at and certainly will not be staying there ever again, but it was an entertaining experience. One star for being there, 2nd star for the balcony/stage.
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