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| - Went to Wando's for the HS coaches' Nike Boom Party. Now football coaches tend to be fatter than the general population. Boom turned out to be prophetic when one fat coach had a blood vessel explode in his leg on the 3rd floor there. I've never seen so much blood in my life, can't believe the guy survived. It took an hour and 2 refills of the mop machine to get everything off the floor. Unbelievable. But that isn't what got this one star- if anything, this experience made it more toward the 2 star just for the unique experience factor.
No, for this party, free appetizers were advertised, but a couple of frozen pizzas were put out. Fine, the beer was free, and I don't know if it was the fault of Nike or Wando's but the food was chintzy at the very least. Also, the space wasn't enough for the crowd that came. If I'm going to be jammed into a sausage fest, I need at least a semblance of personal space. Figure it out, guys, a bunch of people on public worker salaries promised free beer- do you think an event like this will underdraw? Just a kind of weird and not so great experience. However, I may go the rest of my life without seeing a dude's leg explode again, so that was probably worth something...
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