I admit - I rarely wash the car. I don't mean using a car wash. I mean using a car wash, using a hose and bucket at home, I mean I rarely wash the car, period. Sure, there are times like after it snows because you aren't supposed to drive around with the stuff they put down to prevent icing all over the undercarriage, but that doesn't really count.
Sam's makes me almost rethink that, however - because they have this $4 wash where you can just drive through and get the car mostly done. It's even better than the wash at car washes where they prompt you to get the car washed when you fill up (with a discount that doesn't really take much off the price of gas).
Even better, then have some awesome vacuums that you can use. Now you'll probably have to get over feeling like a cheapskate when the people in front of and behind you are paying for the deluxe wash, but hey - for $4, you can get done in no time - it's even better than trying to take care of it in your yard.