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  • By Gizmo the dog: My human and I have been to Woody's several times, and I love it there. For more than half the price of my groomer, my human can wash me with four different soaps. I especially like the oatmeal one, but my human likes the deodorizing soap so I smell extra good after a long walk in South Park. After a good scrub, I get a nice conditioner to make my coat extra soft. Then, there's all kinds of brushes to comb my beautiful fur, and towels to dry me off. There's even a dog hair blower to make getting me dry easier, but personally I hate the sound of those things. The humans that run the place have nice big bath tubs that I can easily jump into, and they have ties that my human can use to keep me in one place- although I don't know why he wants to keep me from running around the store soaking wet or jumping up and giving wet puppy kisses (who doesn't love wet puppy kisses??!). Sometimes after my wash, we walk through the store where they have all kinds of different dog foods, accessories, and even treats. Speaking of treats, can I have one Dad? I wrote this whole review for you and I don't even have opposable thumbs! Mmmm, treats... Sorry, I lost my train of thought. Any way, if you're a dog and need a bath, take your human to Woody's. It's a fun bonding experience and your human will like that he saved some cash by not going to the groomer. Okay, gotta run. It's time to scare the mailman. He comes back everyday, but I'm a good dog and my bark always chases him off.
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