Now, in my best Aussie accent, I'll do this review.
Riiight. If you want to experience trailer trash and bums in their natural environment, this is where you do it.
A woman that resembled the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz was dinging the bell for 5 minutes to use the bathroom she had been told numerous times was for customers only. She then walked over to bitch and yell at the cashier and I started looking for cameras expecting the scene to be on an episode of Cops.
Next was the rather shady man who received his order, looked in the bag (I assume to verify that everything he ordered was there) and began walking towards the cashier and back to the corner over and over again. Damned if I know why. All I know is that he accomplished spreading his rather strong body odour thus creating a wall of stink that one must pass through in order to reach the counter for some food. Wasn't this one of the tasks that Indiana Jones faced in the temple in The Last Crusade? Only the penitent man will pass....through the invisible wall of deathly odour for thy hash browns.
The food was fresh and decent, but the environment inside feels like walking onto the set of The Crow. I'll avoid it as much as possible.