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  • READ ON FOR THE "BROCCOLI" SECRET... Open Sesame combines a few of my great loves, namely: 1. Quiet places where you can actually talk to those you came with. 2. The ability to customize your meal and choose what you're putting in your mouth. 3. An opportunity to cheat the system in a big way. (The broccoli secret!) I'll get to number three in a hot minute here, but for now, let's go through the particulars. First things first, this place is set up all Mongoli-Grill-gone-classy. I like bringing friends and dates here because you can have a conversation next to a giant roaring fireplace and not have to compete with the UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE of a terrible DJ (See my review for 1600 Bier Haus) or the autotuned drivel of top 40 radio. Suffice to say the place is pretty swanky - nice booths, a big ol' fireplace, a cool layout. You might need a reservation on the weekends as this place can get kind of busy. I've also got to stop here and recommend their Pomegrante Iced Tea. It's not sweetened, but unless you're some sort of 12 year old with zero class that shouldn't bother you much. Less sugar is good for you anyways. But now, on to the single best part of this restaurant where I reveal THE BROCCOLI SECRET!! Instead of paying for your bowl by weight, you just get a bowl and the mandate to "cram as much in there as humanly possible". I like that. I like a restaurant that rolls the dice on my ability to take more food than I will ever be able to eat in a single sitting. And here, friends, is exactly how you do that: Broccoli. If you don't like broccoli you can use tomatoes instead, but Broccoli has those leafy tops that are dense and easier to stack. All you've gotta do is fill your bowl up as you normally would - but when you're coming close to that 65% mark, take broccoli and run them around the entire edge of your bowl. BOOM, SUCKA! Your bowl's ability to house food just increased by quite literally 50%. If you're really talented you can do a broccoli ring on TOP of a broccoli ring, but at that point your server might start to give you dirty looks. Ignore them. This is your moment to shine. They enabled you. They created this monster. Run with it. In the end, this is a great place for a meal, a party, date night or just a "need to pile enough food into a bowl to last for tomorrow's lunch and also the day after" occasion.
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