Loveless beer list--brand name brews boring.
Dry burger--tasted like a fine burger from a mid-range chain hotel.
Dry Chorizo in the corndog
--kinda takes the comfort out of the whole thing.
Tired Concept.
Cursed Address.
Decent cocktails.
Totally good service.
(Maybe a shorter menu, with more quality control, and some craft beers and we can talk.)
You just can't pretend that you aren't riding a (nonetheless pleasant) cliche though. Real love is for innovators.