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| - I will go back today, so this review is going to be updated.
Because i feel my experience was so bad it must have been a one off.
So i get in i pay the $5 entry, i get my free drink. I asked to borrow the host's personal grinder.... Vapor central rents them out to you and has papers on the counter to take. So i find some screwed up tiny papers from my purse. I sit on the edge of somebody elses table.... Because they only have about 4 tables and they were full... And roll my joint.
I dont know if they have actually do have an upstairs im not aware of or something, but hey.
So i go out on to the patio because you cant smoke joints inside, only vape, the second i get outside i realise some old man is following me. He asked if he could sit with me, he seemed harmless so i said yes.
Note to self - start being more of a bitch.
He was the weirdest man, wouldnt stop talking bullshit to me. At first i was nice cause i thought he had like learning difficulties or something, but he wouldnt stop.
Constantly playing happy hardcore on his phone for me, which i said i didnt like so hed find another happy hardcore song that i would like. He was making up stories about being from the same town as me, (which is in another country) telling me his mum was an orphane from there and was an angel from heaven, that hes very god like too and so precise about everything he could be the royal family. I just let him talk, but after a while i started calling him on his bullshit because i was sick of it, but ive just walked in, never been here before, i dont wanna make a scene. Everyone else here may know him... and like him :s ?? So i didnt want to have a go at him. But he gets worse and tells me hes the worlds best killer, trained in the army, yet is sat in sweatpants in kensington market cafe?? he wouldnt leave me alone.
Eventually 2 other guys come over, about the same age as the odd ball, to try and butt in to the convo and "save me" by inviting me to the private upstairs where you can go and theres only a few people and they watch movies and smoke.
That did not sound like a safe thing to do... With 2 middle aged men.... One of whom looked homeless and had really dirty hands, i could barely see his face under an old sagging hoody and a mass amount of white beard.
So i was left with 2 choices,
1. Sit with nutcase and talk about being a deadly assasin.
2. Go to the private upstairs that looked like somebodys bedroom, with 2 older men id never met.
Needless to say i just left as fast as i could, on my way out the other guy apoligised for the nutter and said hed attempted to "save me" from him. Nice save dude.... Invite me anywhere else other than a private upstairs!
After writing this review, i have no idea why im going back. But if anyone tries to talk to me while im there im just gunna tell them to fuck off away from me.
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