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  • I want you to close your eyes and picture this...Wait, dummy! If you close your eyes then you can't read my review! But imagine this...you're at a house party in a scuzzy part of town (believe me, I've attended my fair share!) and your buddy's band is playing down in the basement. There is a keg of cheap beer in the corner of the room and the smell of fart is so pungent it's as if someone let it rip directly on your upper lip. This is the best way to describe Vern's! Everyone refers to Vern's as a dive bar and that's cool by me; even I don't mind slumming from time-to-time (just ask your mother!) But seriously, this place is a hole but at least it's not prancing around pretending it's something it's not. The tables and chairs look like they were pinched from local garage sales since nothing matches but this makes some sense since they probably get trashed all the time. I did admire the broken cymbals on the wall, they definitely added to the authenticity of the experience. Heed my warning though; avoid the washrooms! We had the unfortunate luck of sitting 30 feet from the can and every now and again I would be rewarded with a gentle waft of ass-smell. I wasn't necessarily surprised as this seems to be a common thread on most reviews, but you have now been forewarned that the rumours are true. I probably would have never gone to Vern's if a co-worker wasn't performing there that evening. But would I go back? In one word, yes! The beer is cheap, the entertainment was decent and the people watching was spectacular! The crowd at Vern's is the most unusual rag-tag group of misfits I have had the pleasure of eavesdropping on in my life! You have everything from the post-tween LG's to the strung-out middle aged rockers to feast your eyes on. The Black Pilsner on tap was delicious and cheap and I got to see first hand just how talented my co-worker is as a musician (even though it told him he sucks). Vern's has a chill community vibe that is uncommon in most bars. For example, I caught the owner call one of the patrons a floozy and as they laughed it off he poured her a shot on the house. My kind of guy! I've been to house parties in my past that closely resemble an evening at Vern's, vile smells included! Call me nostalgic but the parallels were enough to make me not hate the place.
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