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  • It's no secret I eat Thai food every chance I get. That's what happens when you are raised on bland casseroles and french bread pizzas. Gaati proved to me that even Thai food can be quite bland. Let's start with the good. The three stars are for the Pad Kee Mao and the BBQ Chicken. I salute you for these dishes. The noodles were not oily at all and the spice was spot on. The BBQ Chicken rocked my world even after I removed the skin it still had such intense flavor. The chicken even looks bangin'. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fknU3sWplCBn26b6HwJ1kQ?select=97JwL9i1u5RdcY0oB6DUog#TtsrNGujlDzYETlZ6SyByg Now for the bad and the ugly. 1. UNINVITED GUEST: We saw two spiders crawling on the table. One on a plate and the other just pimp walking across the table. I hate to put a beautiful restaurant such as Gaati on blast, but HELL NO I don't want spiders skinny dipping in my food. Even if it is extra protein. How do you say no bueno in Thai? Now add the eff word and that's what I'm sayin'. 2. BELOW TO AVERAGE DISHES: Back to the food. I also sampled the Green Curry which had zero flavor and runny sauce. The Pad Thai and Tom Kha were mediocre and the Red Curry had too much going on at once. The spices seemed to be playing Fight Club in my mouth. Yeah, yeah. I know, I'm not suppose to talk about Fight Club. Bite me. 3. PRICES: Gaati is overpriced. If the food made me fall in love I wouldn't be complaining. But, it didn't. Add the spiders to the mix and I think the shit should be free. Plain and simple I will not be returning. Just because the restaurant is visually attractive and the service was average doesn't mean the food is going to completely stimulate my taste buds. Especially when there are bugs involved. In a dance off Gaati Thai doesn't stand a chance against other Thai restaurants in town. It can't even hear the beat and it might only have one leg with a webbed foot and a throbbing bunion. It can't stand on that leg, period. APPROVAL DENIED.
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