After an afternoon out with our baby, we decided to go to dinner here. When we walked in we loved the openness of the place and the food smelled great. So. We were excited.
They write your name and the time you are seated on a card on your table. This is why I know we waited exactly 17 minutes before anyone came to our table to ask us if we would like a drink. After the table that was sat nearly 10 minutes after us placed their order. Not off to a great start.
Our waitress immediately apologized and offered a free app. Which to me doesn't really make up for the wait. But yes, we did get the guacamole for free. We placed our drink, app and food order right then. Since we had been sitting there for so long we were prepared.
We were brought water.
Later, they brought my husband's food.
After that they brought our beers (the only good thing about the whole experience).
Then they brought our appetizer. My husband was almost done with his dinner by this point. Which let me give you some detail about that. He ordered the pork belly Tacos. Zero flavor. And it was BBQ. Not pork belly.
I ordered the good morning Vietnam beer. It was a wooden robot, coffee vanilla blonde ale. I highly recommend this beer. Just get it from somewhere else.
They make their guac fresh at the table. The table next to us ordered it as well. Their waitress told them all about what she was doing as she was doing it. Our waitress whispered what the ingredients were and then made it in complete silence. Do not get the sundried tomatoes in it. It ruins it. The texture is off. Their chips are rock hard and literally have no taste.
Finally! My food came. I ordered the tuna. It was mostly avocado with a few random pieces of tuna on top of crackers that were way over seasoned. I couldn't taste the tuna or avocado over the seasoning on the crackers.
Never once did our waitress ask us if my daughter needed anything. (She didn't, but courtesy would suggest asking...)
We sat for much too long after all the food was gone before we were brought a check.
Please let me mention that it was 4:45-5:00 and not at all busy. And people around us were served much faster.
Their food is awful and the service diluent really have been worse unless they actually spit directly on me.
Also, I'm pretty sure when I was in the restroom over of their waitresses left without washing her hands. I'm not 100% sure. So. Don't quote me on that. I'm only 90% sure.