Minimal effort for premium price. Paid for the most expensive car wash, and what I found was: #1 Vacuumed seat bottoms, but not seat backs (my car is STILL covered in dog hair). #2 They wiped some surfaces but not all. #3 They half-way wiped down my floor mats, but rather than wipe down my driver's side floor mat they simply turned it over and tried to put it back.
I picked up a pamphlet for small business services account, but promptly threw it away after seeing the level of service I would receive. No thanks.