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| - Scottsdale "Cockroach" woods resort would be more like it. Seriously people, for what you're charging and the "resort fee" on top of the whole thing, do you think you could invest just a smidge in pest control?!? I've never seen so many cockroaches in my life. And I'm talking like small kindergartener-sized roaches. Sitting in the hot tub (which was scalding hot) and watching a water bottle sized roach wander by, I wasn't sure whether to kill it or take it home as a pet an name it "Papa". There were never any towels at the pool, and the staff at the pool bar told us it was because people take them back to their rooms. Well, fantastic. Get some more and bring them out here please. The whole place needs a facelift in a major way. The TVs in the rooms are the old bubble-screen jobs, the carpeting was so disgusting that I refused to take my shoes off the entire time I was there, and they haven't even updated to the curved shower curtain rods, so if you do decide to shower and you weigh more than 85 pounds part of you is going to either touch that nasty curtain or the nasty shower wall. There was also a major ant problem in the mini-bar area and the mini fridge never did get cold.
On the upside, the staff people were all very nice, if somewhat slow/disinterested. The pool area was at least clean (except for the roaches), and the grounds were very cute. Lots of nice green grass and well-maintained trees/bushes. The positives, however, are not nearly enough to outweigh the negatives, and until this place makes some MAJOR renovations and invests heavily in some pest control, I will not be spending my hard-earned money here again.
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