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  • Calling all club rats! If you're tan, straightened, curled, insanely wealthy and do ecstasy...come on down! This place is where it's AT. When I was in school in Toronto this was the it spot, and there's really no question as to why. It's absolutely stunning. Intensely classy decor makes you feel like you are in some aristocrats dark and woody parlor, with chandeliers and fireplaces galore. You can be sure that the ladies are going to echo the ambiance, but the men? Girls, a word of advice: do not come here looking for a man unless you want a short and bald sugar daddy. I suggest coming with your intensely rich sultan friends that will pay for everything just because you are a woman. Feminism? HAH! Downstairs there is a good sized dance floor - and it's needed, because all your favorite DJs are going to be there. I saw Steve Lawler, Benny Benassi, Felix da Housecat and more! Another word of advice to the ladies: do not talk to Benny Benassi! He WILL invite you party after the show, and then tell you the party is in his bed! Do not go with him! He is a PERVE! True story. Another word of advice to the ladies: Spend tons of time in the bathroom! It's like the princess washroom of fantasies! Giant mirrors, wonderful design, plush sofas, and tons of beauty products - but be sure to tip the bathroom attendant! She means BUSINESS! The drinks are on the expensive side, but if you're in a swanky place what do you expect?
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