There is a book, and that book is a dictionary. The word we are looking at inside this book is the word "skimp". According to The Free Dictionary, skimp is defined as "To provide for or supply inadequately; be stingy with" (TheFreeDictionary, 2017). In the vast majority of the American culture, the inhabitants of this land prefer cheese on their pizza, and being a pizza place, one would expect there to be cheese on it. There were approximately 75 pieces of shredded cheese on the whole thing, which equals near a quarter cup; way too insufficient for a pizza that one would mistakenly take it as a joke...like me and my husband did. Same goes for the toppings. They may as well do nothing because all we saw was sauce. We got a sauce pizza.
Skimp. (n.d.). Retrieved December 17, 2017, from https://www.thefreedictionary.com/skimp