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  • tl;dr Inedible. Avoid at all costs. Zero stars. The only thing authentically Middle Eastern about this place is the fact that their meat approximates the texture and appearance of ancient Egyptian mummies. I ordered takeout from this establishment. A few simple meat over rice dishes. Chicken kabob, gyro, beef kebab. What they served barely registered as food. The gyro meat was like modeling clay left in the sun, and crunched when I tried to bite it. The beef had progressed past the jerky phase and into some uncharted territory of inedibility. The chicken was translucent and smelly, like...well, like chicken that has gone bad. It defies metaphor. The rice was...present...in its gloppy over-cooked glory. This was served with a plastic cup of ranch dressing and a plastic cup of the saddest little half-rotten, feculent excuse for a cucumber salad. I called this establishment (I hesitate to call it a restaurant. That title is earned) to complain, and was met with a very unapologetic response. Allow me to directly quote: "yeah, we were running low on meat today so yours was from much earlier in the day." Five stars to Wheel Deliver for getting us a full refund for this inedible insult to human decency.
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