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What have we hither?
It looks as if Rumor Boutique, the bona fide Payless of Las Vegas Hotels - FINALLY elected upon reading their reviews & noticing their rep- to be affected by their rapidly diminishing clientele, have elected upon emulating P. Diddy while going for a name change.
Tricky, tricky.
Let's see if "Serene" provides any such "serenity" caus' "rumor has it" that Rumor Boutique was a certifiable piece of shit---
Update to come. Until then, feel free to take serenity in reading my previous review.
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1.0 star rating 12/29/2015
Tis' the season for a Rumor Boutique Resort UPDATE-
Bearing in mind my previous experience (by all means, feel free to read it & weep) checking into this hotel, receiving the WRONG room twice & then walking in to another suite with sh!t on the floor only to be lied to & informed that it was makeup (like anyone would lay down to apply concealer) - it goes w/o stating that I possessed a complete plethora of reservations in offering this place additional patronage.
Sold by the purple glitz & glamour that is Rumor's lobby alongside the fact of there being no casino to trek through and additionally, the poolside hammocks ---- my best friend from Boston booked reservations, despite my previous review & blatant admonition.
Brace yourself readers. This is going to be a LONGGGG one! ______
SIDEBAR: I've yet to figure out why folks don't take time out to read reviews. Smh. It's like that yellow light that no one brakes for. PEOPLE SERIOUSLY FAIL TO ADHERE TO WARNINGS. Such a calamity.
When I view traffic merging over to 1 lane or braking suddenly while on the fwy, w/ attempt at NOT causing the next 5 car pileup, I'm the 1st to brake or exit. Call me crazy.
(sighs...)
In any event, against my first mind, we arrived to Rumor on Christmas Eve & check in was relatively simple. Tara, from the front desk is a hoot as is the extremely attractive female bartender that served up our pineapple kamikaze's to undeniable perfection! If Yelp didn't provide 1 star by default, they'd both have been granted one HOWEVER - this is where it all comes to a depressing epilogue.
Ya' know, it saddens me, when businesses --NEGLECT-- to take the concerns of their PAYING customers into consideration; making necessary changes to ensure consumer satisfaction. As we all know, word of mouth travels at the speed of light.
In lieu of such, take this word from the wise: ALL OF THE RECENT (and ..not so recent) reviews are 100% on the money!
We promenaded in, to a suite that at 1st glance appeared to be something out of HGTV or Elle Decor magazine. But what's that saying..: EVERYTHING THAT GLITTERS IS TRULY --NOTT-- GOLD!
* The curtains affront entry to the balcony had what I'm going on a limb to refer to as being "yogurt" stains on them. This is absolutely atrocious and something should DEFINITELY be done about this!
* There were NO comforters, duvets or blankets on the bed; just thin sheets coupled by 2 pillows (for a king sized bed). Need I state that it's 20-30 degrees in Vegas with winds upwards of 50 mph?!? I'd just gotten over a cold & this was enough for a complete relapse.
* Furthering things, the heater, functional ONLY by remote, did NOT have one, nor did the TV. The front desk is a simple call away, or so we thought ONLLLY for them to arrive to our suite & provide what should've been there initially yet upon clicking the power button to the remote -- we took notice that the damned heater didn't even work!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Nothing says, "Welcome to Vegas" like freezing w/in a blizzard!
* Just when things couldn't get any worse, we dozed off (fully clothed & in sweaters) to overhear someone attempting to get INTO OUR ROOM! WTF??!
No knock. No NOTHING!
I opened the door, using my "hood voice", "Mutha#@*& can I help you???" - & believe it or not, it was security, alleging that our room wasn't accounted for...
Uhm. Right.
I'm gone need for you to exit eeh-mee-jett-ly before you catch a bottle to the cranium!
^ THIS, compelled us to take our valuables with us upon departing the hotel each day & photograph clothes & luggage left within the closet - DAILY, for the purpose of inventory. - Surely if this clown saw it okay to enter our suite unannounced, then he possessed a key to the in-suite-safe.
Last but certainly not least would be the fact that each time housekeeping arrived to replace towels & toiletries, remake the bed, whether with or WITHOUT our consent, there were random stray hairs left upon the surface of EVERYTHING.
I'm going to go on another limb & assume these hairs to have been from someone's head but after undergoing 3 days of this, I'm compelled to suspect alopecia!
Are hairnets NOT an option?!
In summary, Hell NO!, I wouldn't stay here again, free or not!, & while I'd go so far as to call the place a wolf in sheep's linen; I've discerned that to be a bit disingenuous.
Rumor would likely skimp out on providing such linen.
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