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  • So I went here on my birthday (4/22) since Rehab was packed beyond comfortability (if it's not a word it's mine) due to the grand opening and we weren't getting in for HOURS. We bought the Tao/Tao Beach/Lavo passes so we payed $30 flat for all three. I LIKE the pool but some of the chicken heads that were there... me thinks not! We were in the jacuzzi. The group that surrounded themselves around my friend and I were dirty skeeze bags. You pantie wearing, (who does that???) camel toe in full effect, pubic hair showing floozy. Crotch all open and in our faces. That was the nastiest shid I have EVER seen in my LIFE! It's called a wax and if you don't like that razors are $8. You had money for VIP then go shave fire crotch. Then these creatures of the night (even though this was daytime) stood behind us for an Uncle Luke style ghetto photo shoot by sticking their butts out while someone was taking pics. Fine... but when I got up to check out the other pool, I slipped and almost cracked my head open because they dripped and drenched that whole area from their pigeon photo shoot. Sit down somewhere. If they would've did that elsewhere I wouldn't even have cared. Thank goodness for my semi-fast reflexes because my head would've bounced off the concrete. I looked back and gave them the meanest stare. If I would've fell I would've gave those floozies the foulest tongue lashing! & what's the big fascination behind heels and pools?!! Do you swim in them? I don't get it. I'd rather sit at the pool in my hotel.
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