Honestly, I just feel really sad for a burger joint that doesn't carry bacon. I mean, wtf is 'turkey bacon' anyway? Halal failal.
I do appreciate the fact that my customer service representative didn't look at me like a three headed dragon when I asked for a lettuce bun and that she made a valiant effort to construct one, however, why did my poutine gravy taste like that three headed dragon had breathed fire on it? Seriously.
The last thing I'll say about my visit is that if I wanted a dry burger that tasted like cardboard, I would have fired up my BBQ and let one fry to death with less effort.