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| - '...Food is okay if you don't really care about authenticity...some other Yelp chump will be tempted to make the same mistake that I made for 30+ dollars today...Not sure which taste direction they were aiming for, but the soup tastes literally hot and sour, and doesn't have any flavour beyond that...I actually had to send it back...completely raw green peppers and zucchini and soggy broccoli...I tasted it but didn't really like it...I may or may not buy from here again...'
The preceding is culled from the Yelp reviews and all is accurate. We ordered soup and the Spicy Beef salad three nights in a row and they never got it right; unspiced beef, no lime/salt/sweet flavors, just some solid caramelized brown fish-sugar mystery "dressing" glop in a small bowl, on the side, that stayed firmly stuck in the bowl when inverted. How does one add this booger-y stuff to a green salad? Insulted, finally, we made great sport, flying the wee bowl around like a mini flying saucer attacking the planet of Green Plastic Chopsticks or pretending to 'spill' it, until tattoo-ed wait-bot took the hint and produced...Good Lord, is it 'Imitation Sri Racha'? We sent the Coconut Chicken soup back because it wasn't any different from the Thai Mushroom or Hot & Sour mistakes ordered the nights before. It all tasted the same and not good, completely lacking that punch that Thai food has. How can a 'chef' screw up a lime/nam plah dressing?
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