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| - So the boy and I were rather drunk when we left Pure, and decided a strip club was the place to go. We hopped in a cab and said o take us to the best strip club in Vegas, we ended up at Sapphire. Now, I'm not saying this isn't the best there is, but it definitely is the Costco of strip clubs. Not only is it huge, but I felt like it was a cheaper version of a strip club, being only topless and all.
I didn't really enjoy having to pay to get in as a girl, I mean, guys should pay, me,no. That said, we paid, walked in, grabbed drinks and sat right in front of the main stage, (there are like 6). Immediately after we sat down I had a stripper in my lap, which she was doing to get the boy "interested," well, it worked. He loved it, and to be honest, so did I- there is something so empowering about strippers, (again, I have a love for strippers, having taken pole dancing classes, I know how hard that pole really is).
Besides the multiple lap dances, I was disappointed with the strippers themselves. I mean, this is VEGAS!!! Why weren't their breasts just huge beyond belief, I was expecting a Pam Anderson, but sadly, these gals all looked rather natural. I was also very sad about the lack of poles....the main stage had not one pole, and in my opinion, anyone can crawl around the ground taking off clothes, the art is in the pole.
I will probably be back because after the clubs, when I don't feel like an after hours club, a strip club is the next best thing....however, I'll try a few different ones out before I come here again...you know, in search of poles and Pams.
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