Synopsis: This place is a dive which alot of people find happen to find sentimentally appealing.
..........MMM OK- it's actually more of a watering hole. You know, an acceptable environment within which to get your drank on. It's just impersonal enough that townies, transplants, and recent grads can tolerate one another- and low enough on the ego scale that they may let their guard down enough to interact with one another for a moment.
The food and the men's bathroom share some compelling similarities- they are both occasionally necessary, routinely "less-than-fresh", and exist in the same realm between offensive and forgettable.